Funny Pet News #5- Lizard Sex, Dog Hulk, Pig Art
BackThis is Zootoo.com's program dedicated to Funny Pet News.
Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction.
This episode;
Diet Pill for Dogs
Human Chimpanzee
California Spay/Neuter Bill
Undercover Robotic Lizard
Whippet Hulk
Cat Survives 3-Week Pacific Ocean Crossing
Pig-Casso
Show transcript;
LAURA: The most muscular dog you've ever seen, a Painting Pig-Casso, and a solution for chunky dogs. All true today on Zootoo News.
BETH: Because we can reference Doggy Style, and still stay rated G.
STORY 1:
BETH: The FDA has approved a prescription diet pill for dogs called Slentrol that helps suppress a dog's appetite and block the absorption of fatty foods. The drug is highly recommended for any dog that's ever complained about having a huge ass.
STORY 2:
BETH: Campaigners in Austria are fighting to give human status to Hiasl, a 26 year old chimpanzee. The activists say they have a solid case because the chimp can recognize himself in the mirror, play hide and seek, and he breaks into fits of giggles when tickled.
Unfortunately, so does Elmo.
STORY 3:
LAURA: In California, a bill that would require most dogs and cats to be spayed or neutered has been postponed, despite the lobbying efforts of Bob Barker. When asked for comment, Bob says if he has to he will take the spay and neuter matter into his own hands with the new MiracleBlade knife set [for a retail price of $39.95]!
STORY 4:
LAURA: Scientists in New Zealand have created an underwater robotic lizard to record the breeding patterns of rare prehistoric lizardoids. So far, the study has found that scientists will go to extreme lengths to see some really kinky porn.
STORY 5:
BETH: No, this dog does not have schwartzeneger's genes, nor has she spent a single day at the gym. Wendy is a whippet with a rare gene defect that gives her "double muscle."
She enjoys long walks, eating organic dog food, or anything else she desires. Because what Wendy says, goes.
Despite her stature, Wendy's owner says "she is a really sweet dog. Sometimes she even lets me leave the house."
STORY 6:
BETH: Pamela Escamilla accidentally packed her cat in a shipping container and sent it over the Pacific Ocean. When she opened the container 18 days later, Escamillo was relieved to find the cat alive.
She was even more relieved to find her son Bobby, packed in with the linens.
STORY 7:
LAURA: Ten year old Smithfield, a pet pig diagnosed with nasal cancer has a unique way of supporting his second round of chemotherapy -- by painting! He is selling a calendar featuring his original art.
Let's take a look.
Channel: Pets & Animals
Uploaded: August 13, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Author: zootoovid
Length: 00:03:15
Rating: 4.07
Views: 88623
Tags: Zootoo Zoo Pet News Funny Comedy Weird Dog Cat Diet Pill Reptile Lizard Sex Pig Painter Whippet Chimpanzee Chimp Barker
Video Comments:
hippl9 (November 27, 2008 at 8:42 pm)
tht dog is insane! i feel bad 4 it though. people probably r always staring and gasping
canadianpharmacyshop (November 26, 2008 at 4:23 am)
I think we should hold of you guys to the same standards. If you aren't pretty enough to satisfy me, then you should remain indoors. There is no reason why any of us should be subjected to the mere sight of such fugly people as YOU.
coolgirls11 (October 11, 2008 at 8:34 pm)
sexy vid of me dancing
scarthman (August 6, 2008 at 1:05 pm)
LOL! awesome news, i'm subscribing.
tomkeys78 (August 1, 2008 at 9:33 am)
I want one of those dogs. I'll use it to scare all the chavs with their pitbulls. That'll teach em!
madara868 (July 15, 2008 at 12:02 pm)
wow o wow this was interesting...that whippet is soooo weird and wat up with the flippin lizard....NASTY MAN THEY LIKE MATING OR SOMETHING and a pig drawing and impossable to be so fat and have a desiese that lizard...man it needs some serious theropy....enough said.
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omg that dog was fucking huge!!
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whtevr9252 (June 27, 2008 at 12:46 am)
Those aren't lizards, those are Tuatara's. You can count on stupid blonde's to screw up the news, and have no idea what they're talking about while they do it.
XxEllenBethxX (August 4, 2008 at 6:16 am)
oh my god
why does everyone think blondes are stupid >:(
why does everyone think blondes are stupid >:(