Raptor Jesus Church Service @ IIT
BackOn April 11th, 2008, a group of students congregated at the Illinois Institute of Technology and a nearby Green-Line stop to praise our Lord and Savior Raptor Jesus. I apologize for the sub-par audio on the third segment. ...65 Million Years Ago, He went extinct for your Sins...
From the official church:
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
We must thank him! We must stand togheter till the day that he will return to earth and take his people to the paradise.
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.
Channel: Nonprofits & Activism
Uploaded: August 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Author: BlackSheepWall107
Length: 00:01:41
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