The Raptor Jesus Cult - "JOIN US!" Campaign
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In the cult of Raptor Jesus we have some sacraments, the two most important of these is:
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Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
We must thank him! We must stand togheter till the day that he will return to earth and take his people to the paradise.
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.
I don't own any of the clips or the audio and I don't earn anything but comments whith love/hate on the result of putting em togheter.
The Passion of the Christ
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Jurassic Park
Awesome God
Concerto for Velociraptor
(by Koelsch)
Mountains NewAgeGipsyDanceMix
(by texx sound)
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Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Author: TheRaptorJesusCult
Length: 00:01:43
Rating: 4.84
Views: 29830
Tags: 4chan christianity christian messiah religion Jerusalem religions religious evolution meme photoshop fat bastard 1337
Video Comments:
beingforitse1f (December 3, 2008 at 3:50 am)
RAPTOR JESUS 2012
ajr4888 (November 27, 2008 at 7:32 am)
LMFAO! That comment was pure win sir.
Viktir666 (November 28, 2008 at 2:12 am)
Epic win?
xclonebx (November 22, 2008 at 10:16 pm)
wow this is rly offensive...for all u raptor jesus lovers i know its what you believe..but u have to be kidding me
EnjoyMyProfile (November 22, 2008 at 1:12 pm)
zarconeus is the cancer, and the reason we cant have nice things!
Currosive (November 20, 2008 at 10:28 pm)
....
YES.
YES.
zarconeus (November 19, 2008 at 11:40 pm)
You sir, are and idiot.
Kevster012 (November 20, 2008 at 1:42 am)
And I'm a idiot how?
Tyrkul (November 18, 2008 at 10:35 pm)
At first I was skeptical about raptor jesus,but slowly, gradualy I began to see the light in him, and slowly my faith increased.
Now, Im no longer faithless, Im actually enjoying life, and I can give my thanks to Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus has saved me, and he can save you too, all it requires is a little faith and raptor jesus will comfort you.
Raptor jesus is our god, if you dont worship him then go elsewhere.
I BELEIVE!
Now, Im no longer faithless, Im actually enjoying life, and I can give my thanks to Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus has saved me, and he can save you too, all it requires is a little faith and raptor jesus will comfort you.
Raptor jesus is our god, if you dont worship him then go elsewhere.
I BELEIVE!
PhillyGarver (November 20, 2008 at 9:59 pm)
Raptor Jesus is the way, you have seen the light, pray to him and Chuck and your sins will be washed away.