The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show
BackOne of the most mysterious and amazing programs i've ever witnessed..
Caught this on cable access one afternoon in 2002, and my jaw hit the floor.. i was stunned & shocked by it's brilliance.. i was also VERY jealous, since i had been in preproduction of a fake kiddie bible show of my own for cable access (puppets, songs, all sorts of shit).. but when i saw THIS?! i KNEW that nothing could top this, so i scrapped it
The tape had always been a mystery to me. I never saw another episode on Dallas cable access.. but then, last year, someone sent me a youtube link that they were raving about.. i took a look, and FUCK! it was another show from that SAME GUY! Same black puppet, same shitty graphics, but.. there was no Teddy Eddy.. he'd been replaced with this bizarre alien puppet..
Apparently, he's been doing this show for ages, and people who "know" him claim that his show is a sincere effort, and not an obvious scam.. yeeah, suure....
So here is a clip from David Nkrumah Liebe Unger Hart's masterpiece from 2001/2002-ish.. it was the first and only one i've ever seen broadcast on Dallas cable access, and judging from the ones that came after it, this one is the best! the others seemed lame, forced, and waay too obvious..
Enjoy!
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: March 9, 2008 at 4:28 am
Author: cringevision
Length: 00:09:07
Rating: 4.68
Views: 5749
Tags: arcadia cringe aron orion scientology christian creepy tacky campy christ hitler german slut dallas
Video Comments:
scootch7 (November 18, 2008 at 6:39 pm)
nice guitar work in the opening there
likescissors (November 14, 2008 at 4:44 am)
Why do I get the impression she is there to serve court ordered community service?
squashandstretch (October 28, 2008 at 5:56 pm)
oh my god this is hilarious
funkymar11 (October 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm)
Is that the chick David was slandered with? They would make a beautiful baby. I think she may be Omegan or Korredian.
regusto20 (October 19, 2008 at 12:18 pm)
I really think the chick wanted to be penetrated, by the look of her eyes. The bible's her aphrodisiac.
therickmeister123 (October 13, 2008 at 1:51 am)
I like how the panda says 'Don't do the drugs there'.
You can do them here though. . .
You can do them here though. . .
herecomesmrbillsdog (October 1, 2008 at 8:00 pm)
apparently the puppet has a severe case of polio
MAGNETREALL (October 28, 2008 at 11:47 am)
L O L
MAGNETREALL (October 28, 2008 at 11:48 am)
and yet polio is sad for humans
iheartbub (September 28, 2008 at 5:05 am)
I want them to kill you as well.